inbox.

[deceivingly]

Comments

[muckspout]

You ate the platter?

[deceivingly]

Yes.

[deceivingly]

Really, New Edgard, you think very little of me. I am not stupid. I ate the food. The platter, I sold. I will not give you any of the coin that it fetched.

[muckspout]

Not at all, Doki, you dazzle me. I do not want any coin, but do you remember who you sold it to?

[deceivingly]

[Compliments, very nice, but more important--]

Why?

[muckspout]

I really need to get it back.

[deceivingly]

Why-y? New Edgard, what did you do this time?

[If that sounds like the voice of a person who is considering some blackmail, and is genuinely delighted for the opportunity--well, probably that's just your imagination.]

[muckspout]

[Said very quickly in one breath.]

Because I stole it and I thought no one would notice, but they did and now someone else is going to get in trouble for it.

[deceivingly]

[oh.]

You are a dumb idiot goose. That is a good thing.

[muckspout]

It would be a good thing if I hated the person or if they were rich, but they are neither of those things! I thought no one would notice! The kitchen has so many things!

[deceivingly]

It is a good thing, dumb man, because it is not you. You do not need to hate them. You do not need to not hate them. The problem for you is over.

[muckspout]

Well, someone does know it was me that's how I ended up tracking all these down in the first place! So, I have to do something.